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Tuesday, January 13, 2009
In the continuing adventures of Funkyman, right now my world is revolving around the most significant band in the history of the world - Pseudo Echo.
No seriously, Glass Tiger.
No really seriously, Menudo.
No really actually seriously, the Beatles.
No, really actually indeed seriously, the Beatles.
Now that you know I'm not kidding anymore . . . I've been a choral director for almost 20 years now, and here at the Dana Hall School in Wellesley, I am preparing for an annual concert I like to call a Choral Tribute. In January of every year, our choral concert has a theme, and this year's theme is the Beatles. We will sing 25 songs spanning the 9 years of the Beatles' career, from "Love Me Do" to "Let it Be."
What has impressed me most about this experience is the number of my students who have never heard a Beatles song. I have obviously become an adult and taken for granted that the Beatles' songs were simply common knowledge. I mean, how could you not have heard "Yesterday" right? But, indeed, it's true. Here are some of my other adventures into becoming an adult as I realized my musical common knowledge was actually becoming music history.
Close Encounters of the Third Kind
I used to play a game with my students - "Guess the Movie/TV Theme" - where I would play the theme on the piano and the first person to guess correctly would get a point. Basically "Name That Tune." I would love to play the 5-note theme from CE of the 3K that the aliens used to communicate with the humans (Re-Mi-Do-Do-So). Today, there's not one student I teach that knows that theme. Likewise, a familiar questions is . . .
Who is John Williams?
WHAT???? Come on. OK, I can appreciate if you don't know who Mahler or Stravinsky is, but John Freaking Williams? (He officially changed his middle name - no seriously, no really seriously, OK I'm kidding) The composer of ET? Superman? Jaws? Raiders of the Lost Ark? Star Wars? Harry Freaking Potter? (also official, pending my lawsuit with JK Rowling)
Another game I would play was more like the original name that tune, and I would use popular music. One day I was playing the opening bass line to "Billie Jean" and not one kid in the room knew it. I was like, "It's BILLIE JEAN!" - expecting an "OHHH, Wow." But what I got was "What's Billie Jean?" This is only to be outdone by . . .
Michael Jackson Isn't Black
One day I was with my godson, and at the time he was 7 years old. He was in love with Michael Jackson - he sang like him, danced like him, screamed like him - "HOOOOAAAAAHHH!!" And whenever we went to the mall, the first place he wanted to go was the record store, saying "Where's Michael Jackson? Where's Michael Jackson?" So we went to the record store and looked for Michael CD's. The only CD they had in stock was OFF THE WALL, which as you know features a pre-surgery Michael Jackson. My godson looked at me, as if he knew I was only kidding, and said in a loud voice "David, this isn't Michael Jackson. This guy is black." Everyone in the record store fell out.
Most Rap Songs
As you know, I am a huge fan of Rap, but like its step-brother Rock, there is a lot to make fun of. One of the things that is an easy target is rap's persistent use of older songs as the inspiration or even framework for the music. This goes back to the origin of rap, when DJ's or MC's would rhyme over pre-existing records at parties. It's just part of the history. Anyway, most young people don't know the origin of hip-hop, and actually believe that the hook in Coolio's "Gangsta's Paradise" was written by Coolio himself, and therefore "See, Mr. Coleman - rappers can write good melodies and chords too!" WRONG. Of course, some rappers can, but unfortunately, most do not. "Gangsta's Paradise" is a sample from "Past Time Paradise" by Stevie Wonder, and when Coolio's version was a hit, I demystified several young people. They ended up hating me because they used to try to play a game and challenge me by trying to find a rap song that was completely original, and I always had the reply of "Sorry. That's actually from . . . " Hey, I still love rap. Just don't call it something it ain't. And it's not my fault I've been alive longer than rap has existed.
All in the Family
One of the most famous piano solos (or I THOUGHT it was one of the most famous) is the closing theme to the sitcom All in the Family. Honestly, when I play that today, not only have kids not heard the theme, THEY'VE NEVER HEARD OF THE SHOW. Carol O'Connor rest in peace and forgive your childern, for they know not what they do. Wow. Ironically, they have heard of the Jeffersons and its theme. Why? - RAP MUSIC!
Here are some other famous quotes from students:
"2Pac is Alive!"
"Rap isn't good music. It all sounds the same and they're always screaming."
"Aerosmith's first song was with Run DMC."
"U2 had an album before Rattle and Hum?"
"Rock isn't good music. It all sounds the same and they're always screaming."
"Sting was in a band?"
"Brian McKnight is SO much better than Stevie Wonder."
"Opera isn't good music. It all sounds the same and they're always screaming."
"2Pac is so alive, Mr. Coleman. Oh my God!"
"I don't lilke rap, but I do like Will Smith, Outkast, Mase, P Diddy, Beastie Boys, Black Eyed Peas, Eminem, and Kanye West. Other than that, I don't like rap."
Dana Hall School presents
A Choral Tribute to the Beatles
Saturday, January 24 - 7:00 p.m.
Dana Hall School
Wellesley, MA 02482
Admission is FREE